Do you think that lifestyle environmentalism has, well, perhaps lost its bearings, what with the biodegradable bikinis, reclaimed paper scrapbooking journals and hemp seat covers for SUVs? We do, as we said when we called on folks to make this Earth Day their last. Greener Postures targets the same empty-headed faddishness, but with more humor and dash. It's one of my new favorite pieces of sustainability humor, right up there with the Onion's I'm Doing My Inconsequential Part For The Environment, Spring an Environmentalist Hoax, Author Says and the Wombat. Take their dig at solar-powered bags:
5. SOLAR-POWERED BAG
Wouldn’t you like to carry around your own renewable energy source?
Sure, should I carry a windmill?
I was thinking of something less quixotic: a laptop bag with solar panels.
You mean I can recharge my laptop on the go?
Actually, this is more for iPods, cell phones, BlackBerries, stuff like that. It only takes one or two hours to charge those.
Let’s play a game. You tell me who could possibly have a use for this product, and I’ll tell you why they don’t.
Busy city people—
Can charge their gadgets at night.
Travelers—
Can charge in the car, train, or plane.
Backpackers—
this isn’t a backpack.
No, but the company makes solar backpacks, too. And a solar beach bag. How about bicycle messengers who are outdoors and use their cell phones all day?
All right, though they won’t like hefting the extra 2.5 pounds, not counting the adapter.
Beneath the snark in pieces like these (and there are more and more of them hitting the media, thankfully) runs, I think, a kind of caring that's actually deeper than the lite green/ greenwashed lifestyle stuff we're seeing proliferate everywhere. It speaks to the same gap that Mark Twain said drives good humorists -- the desire to poke the sore spot between how things are and how things out to be. I find it not only funny, but inspiring, seeing as we need good BS detectors if we're going to actually create more sustainable lives and societies.
PS: Thanks to everyone who sent me this link!









