Ally Ze Frank has a bold new plan. He wishes to create an Earth sandwich:

"Never before have two pieces of bread been simultaneously placed on the ground directly opposite each other on the globe, thus making an EARTH SANDWICH. The fact that they Earth has never been a sandwich is probably why things are so f*cked up."

But why stop with one? Why not make one of the goals of the Degree Confluence Project the assembly of Earth sandwiches on every major crossing of latitude and longitude lines? Perhaps with regionally appropriate condiments.