Nothing goes better with beer than pizza. That's why we're glad to note that Seattle City Light is offering coupons for free pizza for those customers who sign onto its Green Up home green power program.

And, because as the ancient texts teach, one doesn't really own beer, we might as well note the existence of the Mister Miser urinal, which purports to use only ten ounces of water per flush, but which appears to require opening and shutting a hatch (normally I'd do some research, but I'm feeling too lazy today to find out for sure), which, given the obvious difficulty some of us guys have remembering to raise and lower toilet seats, would seem to be a deal breaker. One might be better off with a dry toilet.